Straight from her mouth...  

Saturday, August 15, 2009

This afternoon after a trip to Target and Hobby Lobby we were at our last stop - Walgreens.  Sydney decided she was "sick and tired" of shopping and she started bugging Casey like it was her job.  
So here I stand in Walgreens waiting for them to REPRINT (AAARRRHHH) a photo they messed up with a screaming, hungry toddler and a VERY devilish 5 yr. old.  
With the  "Mommy's going Crazy" look in my eye I told Sydney in a quietly terrifying voice (no need to get the nice old lady waiting in line at the pharmacy scared) that the rest of her day was doomed to cleaning her room up and staring at her amazingly well painted walls from her bed.  When she ripped her little wrist from my hand and whirled away from me and said, no actually screamed, 
"Mom I am NOT your servant - you didn't just have kids to clean your house did you?
Of course I replied with a hushed 
"Yes Sydney that is why daddy and I had you - so you could vacuum and do laundry"
And this was the the best part - she said 
"Oh well can I also give you a massage boss?"

Seriously she is only 5!!!  At times I wanna look and see it she has an earpiece and people are feeding her these lines.  I work with grown men that aren't that quick witted!  
I guess with Sydney we will not EVER have a dull moment around here!  



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